Megan Fox > Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. My review of TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

Jul 08 2011 Published by under Film, Reviews

Written by: Ehren Kruger
Directed by: Michael Bay
Genre: Action, 3D, comedy(?)

The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the Moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets.

It’s worth noting right from the outset that Transformers: Dark of the Moon suffers from not having Megan Fox it in.  And I fucking hated the lame ass jokes/asides concerning the absence of Mikaela.

As for the film, it is what it is, and you’ll enjoy it just as much as you expect.  Nothing’s really changed since the first film and if you go in on the understanding that the film is simply a dumb summer blockbuster then you should come away feeling OK about the money you’ve just spent.  I will say that I enjoyed the 3D and despite the notoriously “busy” special effects of the franchise I found that I didn’t suffer any kind of eye strain or headache from watching the 157 minute film.

New transformers are introduced, as they were in the second film, with the notable one being Sentinel Prime.  I found it to be pretty distracting watching a transformer that clearly looked like Leonard Nimoy who spoke with that unmistakable cadence, but he was pretty bad-ass when he was kicking Optimus Prime all over the place.  A scene of particular note which is a fantastic display of special effects is the one featuring Shockwave (who I think is new to the franchise) tearing a whole building apart whilst the good guys are inside as it breaks in half and crashes against a neighboring building.  Really fucking cool.

Comic relief is provided by LaBeouf, Witwicky’s parents played by Kevin Dunn and Julie White (although they’re not in it nearly enough), John Turturro, the legendary Ken Jeong, and Alan Tudyk (who makes his first appearance in the franchise).

Not much more to say about the film beyond that.

RATING: 6.5/10

CONCLUSION
Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a dumb action film just like the first two and just like everything else Michael Bay makes.  But if you go in wanting and expecting that, you won’t be disappointed.  I take some points off because it doesn’t have Megan Fox in it but I add some because it does feature the comedically flawless Ken Jeong.

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The international trailer for WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS is better

Feb 19 2010 Published by under Film

Well this is a little more like it.  The first trailer for Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps had far too much Shia and not enough Gecko.  This international trailer fixes that to a good degree plus we get to see Carey Mulligan too.  I’m still not completely sold on the film, but Michael Douglas and Josh Brolin are enough to convince me to give it a shot.

The Rolling Stones also make a rather prominent appearance on the soundtrack.  That must have bumped up the production cost at least a few million dollars.

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1st poster for WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS

Jan 29 2010 Published by under Film

Wall Street, one of my absolute favourite 80′s films, is getting a sequel this year and here’s the first poster for it.

I’m a little torn on Shia LaBeouf being in it but it’s super cool that Michael Douglas has reprised his iconic role as Gordon Gekko.  I haven’t read the script yet but those who have say that it’s pretty damn good.

Aside from LaBeouf and Douglas, Money Never Sleeps also sees Charlie Sheen return as Bud Fox and he’s joined by Carey Mulligan, Susan Sarandon, Vanessa Ferlito, Frank Langella and the awesome Josh Brolin.  That’s one hell of a cast and I can only pray that the film is of the same quality.

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TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN review

Jun 24 2009 Published by under Film, Reviews

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

First I have to say that whilst I didn’t hate the first Transformers, I wasn’t particularly thrilled by it either.  I hated the hip-hop jive talking robots and their lame attempt at jokes, the transformations were far too “busy” for my liking, and the fight sequences between the Autobots and Decepticons were difficult to keep track of because of the quick cuts and motion.

Thankfully these complaints have been addressed in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  The jive talk has been reduced, although not eliminated, the transformations are still too “busy” but the amount of time spent actually seeing them has been lessened, and for the most part the fights between the Autobots and Decepticons have been reduced in complexity.

The comedy elements in Revenge are also greater in number and seem to work better, plus they’re definitely funnier than the original, perhaps because they come from the human characters rather than the robots.  Of particular note is Sam’s new roommate (Ramon Rodriguez) and his mother (Julie White) who has some awesome lines and delivers them in often hilarious ways.

As for the cast, the hot tech girl and her black mate from the first film don’t return, and I’m pretty damn happy about that.  Obviously Megan Fox is back, but she seems to have more screen-time and more to do within the actual story.  Plus I don’t think there’s a more perfect women in Hollywood right now, she’s just about as perfect as you can get.  Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson are also back and with more to do, and so is the fabulous John Turturro.  As for Shia LaBeouf, I know there are people who hate him, probably because of the shithouse Indy 4, but I really like him.  He’s his usual hyper manic self, screaming and yelling and stammering out lines.  He does it often, but he does it well.  Besides, if Michael Cera can play the same guy in every movie he does, why can’t Shia LaBeouf.  He’s certainly developing into the next big thing and I think it suits him, I just hope he comes to his senses and decides to do Y: The Last Man because I think he’d be great as Yorick.

Another thing which I thought was great was the introduction of the Primes and the revelation that they’d been on Earth for centuries.  It was really cool when they went to the Smithsonian and used the All-Spark slither to reanimate the old plane.  He was an impressive character who I thought served the story well, and it added an interested bit of background and history to the Transformers.  I would have liked it if they had tracked down some of the other ones who appeared in the top secret photos, but you can’t have everything.

Ultimately I went in expecting to be disappointed because I was let down by the first one, but it didn’t take long for me to realise that Revenge was much better than the original.  It’s hard to pinpoint why exactly it’s better but it is.  Maybe it’s just a combination of all the elements fitting together as a nice cohesive whole, coupled with a few minor adjustments.  I’d say a third film in the franchise is a given, and you can count on me being there to see it on opening day.

Pros:

  • The special effects are amazing
  • The vastly improved comedic elements
  • Megan Fox’s awesome hotness
  • The wiseguy remote control car Decepticon
  • The Devastator

Cons:

  • The racist twin hatchbacks
  • The lack of screen-time for The Fallen
  • Megatron getting his ass kicked so easily
  • The hot chick who makes out with Sam
  • The almost endless circling around Sam and Mikaela when he leaves for college

Final Grade: B-

Way better than the first one, but still nothing really noteworthy. Just good blockbuster popcorn material. It’ll look awesome on Blu-ray too.

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New TV spot for TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Jun 17 2009 Published by under Film

Here’s yet another TV spot for the upcoming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  It shows just a little bit of new footage, but blink and you’ll miss it.

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Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox leaving Paris

Jun 14 2009 Published by under Celebrities, Film

Here are some snaps of Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox boarding a fancy looking private jet out of Paris on their whirlwind promotional tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Would you look at that jet.  I guess when you star in a flick that’s easily gonna make over $100 million on opening weekend the studio will foot the bill for these kinds of things.  Meanwhile I’ve been riding the bus for the last 5 weeks while I wait for Ford to deliver my new car.

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LaBeouf and Fox photocall for TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Jun 13 2009 Published by under Celebrities, Film

Here are some new snaps of Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox in Paris for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

You’d think I’d know by now, but it constantly amazes me how beautiful Megan Fox is every time I see new photos of her.

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3 new TV spots for TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

May 20 2009 Published by under Film

They’re coming thick and fast now in the buildup to the release of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on 24th June.  Here are three new TV spots.

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